Louse This Goddamn Pest!
Louse This Goddamn Pest!
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These damn things have become a serious problem. I found myself countless numbers {biting{ bastards last night. I'm covered in stains and itching like hell.
My apartment is infested with these things. I've tried everything to kill them - insecticide, bombs, even a vacuum cleaner! But nothing works! These tiny beasties are driving me crazy.
I'm at my wit's end. I desperately require to get rid of these goddamn bed bugs once and for all.
Bloody Bed Bug Nightmares
Dude, bed bugs. These freakin' little pieces of shit will turn your entire existence upside down. You get bitten, you itch like crazy, and then you start freaking out because you don't know how the fuck they got there in the first place. It's a living hell.
You start checking your bed like a maniac, and you're constantly anxious about getting bitten again. You wash everything, clean the place to death, but those sucking vampires just keep coming back. It's like they're literally your {damn{ house, and you just can't seem to get rid of them.
- I swear
Bed bugs are the worst. They make your life a living hell.
F*ck These Tiny Bloodsuckers!
These freakin' things are killing me! I swear they multiply by the minute. They jump all over, biting and irritating me non-stop. I've tried everything to destroy them - sprays, traps, even that weird grandma's remedy. But nothing seems to work! I'm starting to think these minuscule beasts are immortal.
- Maybe I should just move to the desert.
- Think of all those cacti!
- It's not like they can bite through my armor, anyway.
Blast You, Bed Bug!!
These infernal biters are the absolute worst! I barely stand even looking at my mattress. It feels like a war zone. How did they get in here?? I've already {tried everything: treatments, hot water washes my click here clothes, and even crashing at a friend's place. Nothing seems to work.
It feels like I'm losing this war against these tiny monsters. I just want peace and quiet!
Those Fucking Bed Bugs!
Ugh, hell, bed bugs! It's are the worst. Totally swarm your apartment. You can't get a decent night's rest because you're scratching all night long. They are in every crevice and they just won't die. I've tried all the tricks, but nothing seems to work! I'm screwed.
I hate these little monsters with a passion. I'd rather deal with any other pest than have to share these bloodsucking things again!
These Little Shits Are Driving Me Crazy
I'm at my wit's end with these little jerks. They're constantly driving me up the side. I swear, sometimes I just want to yell. They're so annoying. It's like they have no manners.
- One minute they're breaking my things and the next they're acting innocent.
- Seriously, it's enough to give up.
Maybe I can find a way to survive this before I completely lose it. I just need a break!
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